{"title":"Beer League","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"382\" data-end=\"406\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"382\" data-end=\"406\"\u003eBEER LEAGUE DIVISION\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"408\" data-end=\"535\"\u003eFor the washed-up legends, parking lot warmups, questionable backchecking, and players who are only fast when beer is involved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"537\" data-end=\"714\"\u003eThis collection is built for beer leaguers, hockey dads, locker room chirpers, retired heroes, third-period survivors, and anyone who treats post-game beers like a team meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"716\" data-end=\"764\"\u003eNo scouts.\u003cbr data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"729\"\u003eNo contracts.\u003cbr data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"745\"\u003eNo cardio promises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"818\"\u003eJust hockey, chirps, and bad decisions on fresh ice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"820\" data-end=\"865\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"820\" data-end=\"836\"\u003ePuck Off Co.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"836\" data-end=\"839\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"839\" data-end=\"865\"\u003eStay Puckin’ Original™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"i-m-only-fast-when-beer-is-involved-tee","title":"I’m Only Fast When Beer Is Involved Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI’m Only Fast When Beer Is Involved Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the beer league beauties, locker room legends, and weekend warriors who know exactly what kind of “fuel” keeps things moving.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eI’m Only Fast When Beer Is Involved Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e brings the perfect mix of hockey humor and beer league attitude. It’s bold, sarcastic, and made for the players who may have lost a step but never lost the chirp.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the rink, the bar, the tournament, or anywhere you want people to know you’re skating on vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium everyday comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold front design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBeer league-inspired hockey humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for players, fans, and hockey families\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBeer league players\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHockey tournaments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePost-game hangs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifts for hockey lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePuck Off Co.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eStay Puckin’ Original™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":48806454755579,"sku":"21623864292463895068","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48806454788347,"sku":"23416084791708932399","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":48806454821115,"sku":"18868373223073316313","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":48806454853883,"sku":"13515231008213516563","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":48806454886651,"sku":"95204805278047769279","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":48806454919419,"sku":"33025423705954746998","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":48806454952187,"sku":"23034433051052640682","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":48806454984955,"sku":"10901426868880073272","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0781\/7402\/8027\/files\/7339030206858808632_2048.jpg?v=1777193034"},{"product_id":"my-warmup-is-walking-from-the-parking-lot-tee","title":"My Warmup Is Walking From the Parking Lot Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMy Warmup Is Walking From the Parking Lot Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the beer league legends who believe the real warmup starts somewhere between the truck, the rink door, and realizing they forgot their tape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eMy Warmup Is Walking From the Parking Lot Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is built for the players who show up five minutes late, half-dressed, fully committed, and somehow still ready to chirp like they stretched for an hour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny, bold, and loaded with beer league energy, this tee is made for rink nights, tournament weekends, post-game laughs, and anyone whose cardio plan is basically “make it to the locker room.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold beer league hockey graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, comfortable everyday fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for rink nights, tournaments, and post-game hangs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for hockey players with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for hockey humor, locker room laughs, and full-send energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePuck Off Co.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eStay Puckin’ Original™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":48806612926715,"sku":"52406509848879923295","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48806612959483,"sku":"25132182161899164944","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":48806612992251,"sku":"69163715039715916350","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":48806613025019,"sku":"30976856242027554122","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":48806613057787,"sku":"60331528264802038404","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":48806613090555,"sku":"89691087850686473950","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":48806613123323,"sku":"40972833393062155868","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":48806613156091,"sku":"97859896029287043872","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0781\/7402\/8027\/files\/17643017801546465763_2048.jpg?v=1777194108"},{"product_id":"old-slow-still-better-than-you-tee","title":"Old, Slow \u0026 Still Better Than You Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOld, Slow \u0026amp; Still Better Than You Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the beer league vets who lost a step, gained a chirp, and still somehow make the young guys look confused.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eOld, Slow \u0026amp; Still Better Than You Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is built for the players who do not need speed when they have positioning, questionable knees, and years of locker room wisdom. It is funny, bold, and packed with that classic beer league confidence that says, “I may be cooked, but I’m still not the problem.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for rink nights, tournaments, post-game hangs, and anyone who knows age is just another excuse to chirp harder.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold beer league hockey graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, comfortable everyday fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for rink nights, tournaments, and post-game laughs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for hockey players with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for hockey humor, locker room chirps, and veteran beer league energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePuck Off Co.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eStay Puckin’ Original™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":48806853247227,"sku":"30946637558677310337","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48806853279995,"sku":"15794781797443504784","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":48806853312763,"sku":"40789711741370512675","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":48806853345531,"sku":"20779626073055569295","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":48806853378299,"sku":"17324927011430076211","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":48806853411067,"sku":"21986311697594997834","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":48806853443835,"sku":"78710649513521410255","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":48806853476603,"sku":"21250876544898160176","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0781\/7402\/8027\/files\/4896249952314859747_2048.jpg?v=1777196401"},{"product_id":"beer-league-legend-in-my-own-mind-tee","title":"Beer League Legend In My Own Mind Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBeer League Legend In My Own Mind Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the beer league beauty who may not be on the scoresheet, but is absolutely dominating the story in their own head.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eBeer League Legend In My Own Mind Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is built for the players who show up with confidence, chirps, and just enough talent to keep the dream alive. You may have missed the net by six feet, forgot your water bottle, and needed three shifts to warm up — but in your mind, you are still first ballot Hall of Fame.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny, bold, and packed with locker room energy, this tee is made for rink nights, post-game hangs, tournaments, and every player who knows beer league greatness is mostly attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold beer league hockey graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, comfortable everyday fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for rink nights, tournaments, and post-game laughs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for beer league players and hockey lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for hockey humor, locker room chirps, and full-send confidence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePuck Off Co.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eStay Puckin’ Original™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":48807763673339,"sku":"23371485648443060744","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48807763706107,"sku":"14253334370961826787","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":48807763738875,"sku":"14160846456717831291","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":48807763771643,"sku":"23006488447383611346","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":48807763804411,"sku":"17027878783049786685","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":48807763837179,"sku":"24399373086738156393","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":48807763869947,"sku":"16788649841177174686","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":48807763902715,"sku":"10052103461211126328","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0781\/7402\/8027\/files\/12684949062695179410_2048.jpg?v=1777202398"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0781\/7402\/8027\/collections\/ChatGPT_Image_Apr_30_2026_05_06_33_PM_2.png?v=1777583882","url":"https:\/\/puckoffco.com\/collections\/beer-league.oembed","provider":"Puck Off Co. ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}